It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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