i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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