I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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