Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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