I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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