We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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