She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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