Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
