i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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