she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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