Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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