So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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