it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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