He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
My vagina just clenched in fear
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