why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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