I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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