Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I love you.
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