Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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