I'm really into asian looking animals
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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