check it out our google latitudes are spooning
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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