just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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