I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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