I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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