This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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