Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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