i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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