i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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