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Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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