Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
