Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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