I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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