Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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