im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Houston, we have a squirter
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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