just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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