if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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