Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
we should paint friendship bongs
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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