David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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