he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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