and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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