Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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