I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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