come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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