yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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