You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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