i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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