he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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