the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
tell me about the fingering
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