One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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