Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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