OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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