how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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