the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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